Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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