problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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