dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
it was like eating out sand paper
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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