just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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