I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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