There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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