Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
What a fucking waste of an outfit
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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