i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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