Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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