even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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