things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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