She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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