Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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