I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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