i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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