We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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