i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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