Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i out mim tonsoeep
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