I'm going to jail i love you
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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