Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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