i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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