all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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