I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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