I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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