what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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