Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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