Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
because nothing says āletās fucking rageā like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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