I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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