yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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