i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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