I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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