i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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