Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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