member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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