It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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