I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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