What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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