But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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