Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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