and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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