I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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