RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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