How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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