Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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