my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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