she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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