What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
