she kept yelling 'call me bella'
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
