just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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