I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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