i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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