maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
