i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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