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(503): View more from Oregon

never play flip cup with pint glasses

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.

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(216): View more from Ohio

He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.

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(510): View more from California

I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.

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(818): View more from California

I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong

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